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Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:12 am
by gator
it's me again...........the dumazz.

I tried that scotch last night. Didn't like it too much........but, true to my nature, I kept trying it.

By the third tumbler, it actually wasn't that bad...of course, i'm pretty sure by that time i could have eaten a raw turd frozen to a dead pine cone and thought it "wasn't that bad". I can't be certain b/c it hurts too much to open my eyes to look, but i'm pretty sure that crap burned all my taste buds off my tongue.

At some point, I managed to loose some money in the poker game w/ the boys.......no diary, those are my friends, they wouldn't have taken me for everything i was worth given my condition. no way.

At the present time and considering my condition, do you think megan will think i'm crazy if she comes in and finds me asleep w/ my head stuck in the freezer????

Tried a cigar too.......can't remember which kind. Doesn't matter, they taste like crap too.

Boy, I sure wish I didn't feel like I have a little negro named sambo in my head wacking away w/ his brand new ball peen hammer............feels like he's having himself a big time though.

If this is the way the "class" of our society lives i'll take myself back down to the door mat.

thanks for always being here for me diary..........the dumazz, gator

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:16 am
by Greenhead22
BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:17 am
by quakwacker
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:23 am
by deltadukman
gator,

i'm in the same boat as you. drove up to cleveland last night to see chris knight. a few drinks turned into many. pulled into brandon around 4:00 am, and I am at work at 8:15. i'm too old for this. i haven't hurt this bad in forever. i need a cot at my office.

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:27 am
by Greenhead22
gator, you would've been better off drinking the Night Train. :lol:

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:42 am
by pic-n-cut
Must have been bad water or the ice or the cigar that has you feeling like this-----scotch will never do that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:53 am
by McClintock
pic-n-cut wrote:Must have been bad water or the ice or the cigar that has you feeling like this-----scotch will never do that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I go with the water/ice being bad. A good cigar and good scotch are much too kind and gentlemanly.

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:03 am
by TODO
deltadukman wrote:gator,

i'm in the same boat as you. drove up to cleveland last night to see chris knight. a few drinks turned into many. pulled into brandon around 4:00 am, and I am at work at 8:15. i'm too old for this. i haven't hurt this bad in forever. i need a cot at my office.


How was it?

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:24 am
by grnheadhuntr
The Doctor's (recently graduated college student) cure:

Take 2 BC's
Drink 1 Mountain Dew
Eat 4 Crystal Burgers
Then drink 1 Monster every 3 hours

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:26 am
by jacksbuddy
Not a scotch drinker, but from what I've been told gator, you are now qualified as one since 'burning your taste buds' on this elicxor(sp) in such a proper fashion.

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:03 am
by deltadukman
TODO wrote:
deltadukman wrote:gator,

i'm in the same boat as you. drove up to cleveland last night to see chris knight. a few drinks turned into many. pulled into brandon around 4:00 am, and I am at work at 8:15. i'm too old for this. i haven't hurt this bad in forever. i need a cot at my office.


How was it?



Not to hijack the thread but it was "@#$%#" awesome. Had a blast, but I am paying for it today. I'm not as good as I once was.

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:41 am
by mudsucker
STAY AWAY FROM the 2 year old scotch! :oops:

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:58 am
by chevy01234
My hangover cure,

2 BC powder
1 dose of Pepto Bismol (and a little extra if it was an all night beer fest or I drank any and I mean any tequila)
1 Red Powerade
Something greasy to eat, preferably chevron food on highway 7 south

If not feeling better in 30 minutes, start drinking again!!!

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:19 pm
by GordonGekko
sounds like a job for a bloody beer....my favorite hangover cure....

Re: Dear Diary......

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:20 pm
by Warren
drunk ass :lol: