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Here is mine:

(1) Where are the #@&*#@ing ducks???????

(2) I guess this is why they call it hunting.

(3)" Dixie, back...WooooWoooWoooo...Dixie, back....I said back....dammit dog...(muffled sound of dog being kicked out of blind).... over,.....no ...over.....good girl.....over.....pick it up....no...pick it up....good girl.....(sound of return whistle)..... good girl.....get up in here......no......dammit dog.... good girl "

(4) "Oh $#!+, ducks straight out front "(barely visible, possibly half a mile away)....loud, ear piercing sound of hail call "Quaaaaack, Quaaaaack, Quaaaack , Quaaaack, Quaaack, Quack", ..."Oh $#!+, here they come"(ducks still in ozone layer)..........another loud ear piercing hail call...
and then the sound of ducks right on top of you, the ones you did not see while calling at the ones in the ozone layer....." Dang it"...close ducks flared from loud hail calls........

(5)(at a little before 9:00am)" I'd say we're through"; "I'd say you're right." ...."lets get some breakfast"

How about

"Surely it can't get any worse"
Next hunt-"Yep, it got worse"

"Well, tough titty, I ain't cold"

"We should have kept that lease"

"Zzzzz,Zzzzzzz,Zzzzzz"

DAMNIT BOY


6.)HEY HAND ME THAT SPRAY PAINT THE DUCKS MAYBE FLARING FROM THIS 1" PLACE ON THE FLOOR THAT I DIDN'T GET COVERED THE LAST TIME I DID THE REMODELING.PSSSST,PSSSST,PSSSST AN HOUR LATER STILL.PSSSSSSSSST,PSSSSSSSSSST

You guys need to get out more, we at least come up with intersting lies about women and casinos?

THE DUCKSLAYER wrote:DAMNIT BOY


6.)HEY HAND ME THAT SPRAY PAINT THE DUCKS MAYBE FLARING FROM THIS 1" PLACE ON THE FLOOR THAT I DIDN'T GET COVERED THE LAST TIME I DID THE REMODELING.PSSSST,PSSSST,PSSSST AN HOUR LATER STILL.PSSSSSSSSST,PSSSSSSSSSST

Duckslayer, that's a good one. I know some guys like that.

Well back acouple of years when we had ducks, We use to

















yea, but it still be a day of working

did you kill him?
yep.
what was he?
awww, I think its one of them hendrake assarinna's

- "to your left........$#!+, scaup...nevermind"

-"I don't think they are responding to the call AT ALL"

-"go turn that robo off"

Hey Bufflehead heres one::" WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THEM MOJOS THEM SOMEBITCHES HAVE IN THEIR SPREAD!"

Hey Pass the Burbon

"Boy if you shoot that duck on the water I will knock you out."

"wonder what the poor people are doing today"

"What was that noise"

"I think I feel a leak in my waders"

"You take the one on the right and I take the one on the left, NO WAIT they Crossed. You take the one on the right and I 'll take the one on the left, NO WAIT the crossed ....."

"What did you feed that dog?"

"Dang I got to go again"

5)"Just two or three ducks is all I want"

4)"Do you remember the skank Michael picked up in that bar?"

3)"Let me get a pull off of that"

2)"Even with no ducks I glad I'm not at work"

1)"Watch me cut that chee chee bird"

Naw Dan, you got all wrong.

Its "po folks", not poor people.

I'll get everybody speaking Sparta, MS dialect before long

"your momma said I dont pay any attention to her when she talks, or at least i think that is what she said..."

"please tell me you didn't use all of the toilet paper yesterday...."

"how am I supposed to get this skoal out of the call?"

"you did grab the shells, right ??"

"honestly, I really don't remember that drop-off from last year. so, how far did you go under???"

"You mean to tell me that you don't carry an extra set of spark plugs. I ain't paddlin a damn thing"