Sorry boys but this is funny
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:06 pm
True transcript from Hinds County Chancery Court, Hon. Charles A. Brewer presiding.
The case involved a 73 year old black man being in the court to answer the complaint by a 19 year old black female seeking child support.
TRANSCRIPT:
Attorney: Your honor my client has raised this child by herself with no help from the defendant in the 5 years this child has been on this earth.
Judge: FIVE YEARS. How old are you young lady?
Girl; 19, sir.
Judge: Well, then are you telling me you were 14 when you had this child.
Girl: Yes, sir.
Judge: Willie (Defendant) do you know that you have committed a felony crime punishable by up to 25 years in prison? You have committed statutory rape.
Defendant: I ain't raped that girl Judge. She wanted to. Ask her, she wants to right now.
Judge: Willie it makes no difference, she was only 13 years old when you laid with this child. THAT IS STATUTORY RAPE. I am now gonna have to bind this over to the Grand Jury and inform the District Attorney.
Defendant: No your honor. When did you white folks come up with that law.
Judge: It has been a law for quite some time.
Defendant: Well Judge, ya'll needs to tell us niggas bout these new laws.
I been f**kin' under the old rules.
The case involved a 73 year old black man being in the court to answer the complaint by a 19 year old black female seeking child support.
TRANSCRIPT:
Attorney: Your honor my client has raised this child by herself with no help from the defendant in the 5 years this child has been on this earth.
Judge: FIVE YEARS. How old are you young lady?
Girl; 19, sir.
Judge: Well, then are you telling me you were 14 when you had this child.
Girl: Yes, sir.
Judge: Willie (Defendant) do you know that you have committed a felony crime punishable by up to 25 years in prison? You have committed statutory rape.
Defendant: I ain't raped that girl Judge. She wanted to. Ask her, she wants to right now.
Judge: Willie it makes no difference, she was only 13 years old when you laid with this child. THAT IS STATUTORY RAPE. I am now gonna have to bind this over to the Grand Jury and inform the District Attorney.
Defendant: No your honor. When did you white folks come up with that law.
Judge: It has been a law for quite some time.
Defendant: Well Judge, ya'll needs to tell us niggas bout these new laws.
I been f**kin' under the old rules.
