Intro

[Turnem N Burnem]

I thought I would go ahead and start out by introducing myself. Im Turnem N Burnem. Ill start out with a few things you should know about me. #1) I've killed more ducks than you. #2) I've killed more ducks than you've ever seen. #3) Your friend's refer to me as "Jody". #4) I hesitated one time, just to see what it felt like. As for duck hunting tips and tactics, I have forgotten more than most know. Although I can go ahead and share a few tips:

If you use spinning wing decoys, you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you use shells larger than 2-3/4", you are showing your lack of skill as a shooter.

If you use more than 2 dozen decoys (if that many), you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you have a "mud motor", you are probably going somewhere you have no business.

If you set up within 300 yards of another group, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you dont think you should call very much, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you have a tiny little retriever because you dont want a big dog to tip the boat, you obviously didnt buy "A Boat".

If you cyberscout-you should really consider guided hunts.

If you cry about the cost of a trip because you didnt shoot-you didnt have the money to go.


And remember.....while you were chillin, I was killin.

[inthewillows]

welcome to the ms duck killing authority on the world wide web....douch baggum

[bpinson1]

I thought I would go ahead and start out by introducing myself. Im Turnem N Burnem. Ill start out with a few things you should know about me. #1) I've killed more ducks than you. #2) I've killed more ducks than you've ever seen. #3) Your friend's refer to me as "Jody". #4) I hesitated one time, just to see what it felt like. As for duck hunting tips and tactics, I have forgotten more than most know. Although I can go ahead and share a few tips:

If you use spinning wing decoys, you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you use shells larger than 2-3/4", you are showing your lack of skill as a shooter.

If you use more than 2 dozen decoys (if that many), you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you have a "mud motor", you are probably going somewhere you have no business.

If you set up within 300 yards of another group, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you dont think you should call very much, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you have a tiny little retriever because you dont want a big dog to tip the boat, you obviously didnt buy "A Boat".

If you cyberscout-you should really consider guided hunts.

If you cry about the cost of a trip because you didnt shoot-you didnt have the money to go.


And remember.....while you were chillin, I was killin.

you got a purty mouth boy

[donia]

welcome to the ms duck killing authority on the world wide web....douch baggum

you two know each other?

[hntrpat1]

I hate him already and not even two post

[driveby]

His modesty is very endearing.

[chevy01234]

I thought I would go ahead and start out by introducing myself. Im Turnem N Burnem. Ill start out with a few things you should know about me. #1) I've killed more ducks than you. #2) I've killed more ducks than you've ever seen. #3) Your friend's refer to me as "Douche Bag". #4) I hesitated one time, just to see what it felt like. As for duck hunting tips and tactics, I have forgotten more than most know. Although I can go ahead and share a few tips:

If you use spinning wing decoys, you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you use shells larger than 2-3/4", you are showing your lack of skill as a shooter.

If you use more than 2 dozen decoys (if that many), you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you have a "mud motor", you are probably going somewhere you have no business.

If you set up within 300 yards of another group, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you dont think you should call very much, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you have a tiny little retriever because you dont want a big dog to tip the boat, you obviously didnt buy "A Boat".

If you cyberscout-you should really consider guided hunts.

If you cry about the cost of a trip because you didnt shoot-you didnt have the money to go.


And remember.....while you were chillin, I was killin.

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the va-ja-ja, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the va-ja-ja, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.
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* 1 Etymology
* 2 Overview
* 3 Slang uses
* 4 See also
* 5 References
* 6 External links

Etymology

The word "douche" comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the French phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower). The word "douche" is also used in English as a derogatory slang term (see slang uses below).
Overview

Vaginal douches may consist of water, water mixed with vinegar, or even antiseptic chemicals. Douching has been touted as having a number of supposed but unproven benefits. In addition to promising to clean the va-ja-ja of unwanted odors, it can also be used by women who wish to avoid smearing a sexual partner's penis with menstrual blood while having intercourse during menstruation. In the past, douching was also used after intercourse as a method of birth control, though it is not effective (see below).

Many health care professionals state that douching is dangerous, as it interferes with both the va-ja-ja's normal self-cleaning and with the natural bacterial culture of the va-ja-ja, and it might spread or introduce infections. For example, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the va-ja-ja, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections, especially yeast infections.[1]

In May 2003, a randomized, controlled, multi-center study was conducted with 1827 women ages 18–44 who were regular users of a douche product and who had been treated recently for a sexually transmitted bacterial infection or bacterial vaginosis. Women were randomly assigned to use either a newly designed and marketed douche product or a soft cloth towelette. There was little or no indication of a greater risk of PID among women assigned to use the douche product (versus soft cloth towelette). Douching may be related to a lower probability that a woman becomes pregnant.[2]

Antiseptics may also result in an imbalance of the natural bacteria in the va-ja-ja, also resulting in an increased likelihood of infection.[3] Furthermore, unclean douching equipment may also introduce undesirable foreign bodies into the va-ja-ja. For these reasons, the practice of douching is now strongly discouraged except when ordered by a physician for specific medical reasons.[3] Douching may also wash bacteria into the uterus and Fallopian tubes, causing fertility problems.[4]

In May 2007, 40 women were enrolled in an open-label trial. The women all had bacterial vaginosis as defined by Amsel's criteria and were treated for 6 days with a douche containing Lactobacillus acidophilus. Vaginal smears were collected from the patients and analyzed according to Nugent's criteria at the time of diagnosis, after 6 days of treatment, and again at 20 days after the last treatment. At the same times, determination of vaginal pH and a Whiff test were performed. RESULTS: The Nugent score decreased significantly from bacterial vaginosis or an intermediate flora toward a normal flora during treatment, and remained low during the follow-up period for almost all of the patients, indicating bacterial vaginosis in 52.5% and in 7.5% of the patients before treatment and at follow-up, respectively. After treatment, significant decreases in vaginal pH were observed, to less than pH 4.5 in 34/40 women, and the odor test became negative in all of the patients. CONCLUSIONS: In this preliminary study, treatment of bacterial vaginosis with a vaginal douche containing a strain of L. acidophilus contributed to the restoration of a normal vaginal environment.[5]

Douching after intercourse is estimated to reduce the chances of conception by only 15-25%. In comparison, proper condom use reduces the chance of conception by as much as 97%. In some cases douching may force the ejaculate further into the va-ja-ja, increasing the chance of pregnancy. A review of studies by researchers at the University of Rochester Medical Center (N.Y.) showed that women who douched regularly and later became pregnant had higher rates of ectopic pregnancy, infections, and low birth weight infants than women who only douched occasionally or who never douched.[3]

The practice of douching is now largely restricted to the United States, where douching equipment is often available in pharmacies. A 1995 survey quoted in the University of Rochester study found that 27 percent of U.S. women age 15 to 44 douched regularly, but that douching was more common among African-American women (over 50%) than among white women (21%).[3]
Slang uses

Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in North America and other English speaking countries. In some English speaking countries the term is not well known. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The term refers to a person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
See also

* Bidet
* Enema
* Massengill
* Sexual slang

References

1. ^ WebMD article on the causes of yeast infections, including douching.
2. ^ Rothman KJ, Funch DP, Alfredson T, Brady J, Dreyer NA (May 2003). "Randomized field trial of vaginal douching, pelvic inflammatory disease and pregnancy". Epidemiology 14 (3): 340–8. doi:10.1097/00001648-200305000-00015. PMID 12859036. http://meta.wkhealth.com/pt/pt-core/tem ... &spage=340.
3. ^ a b c d Science News article on the dangers of douching.
4. ^ Warning from Kelly Shanahan, MD on douching.
5. ^ Drago L, De Vecchi E, Nicola L, Zucchetti E, Gismondo MR, Vicariotto F (May 2007). "Activity of a Lactobacillus acidophilus-based douche for the treatment of bacterial vaginosis". J Altern Complement Med 13 (4): 435–8. doi:10.1089/acm.2006.6040. PMID 17532736.
6. ^ Terms of Derogation

External links





SURVEY SAYS..............Yep, your a DOUCHE!!!!

[SHANE704]

haha! what a way to start

[mudsucker]

He likes you, Jody! BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[driveby]

I thought I would go ahead and start out by introducing myself. Im Turnem N Burnem. Ill start out with a few things you should know about me. #1) I've killed more ducks than you. #2) I've killed more ducks than you've ever seen. #3) Your friend's refer to me as "Jody". #4) I hesitated one time, just to see what it felt like. As for duck hunting tips and tactics, I have forgotten more than most know. Although I can go ahead and share a few tips:

If you use spinning wing decoys, you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you use shells larger than 2-3/4", you are showing your lack of skill as a shooter.

If you use more than 2 dozen decoys (if that many), you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you have a "mud motor", you are probably going somewhere you have no business.

If you set up within 300 yards of another group, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you dont think you should call very much, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you have a tiny little retriever because you dont want a big dog to tip the boat, you obviously didnt buy "A Boat".

If you cyberscout-you should really consider guided hunts.

If you cry about the cost of a trip because you didnt shoot-you didnt have the money to go.


And remember.....while you were chillin, I was killin.

Yes, but do you have health clearances?

[redneckduck]

that is how you call it chevy

[quack7]

Burnem, My dog would probably eat your dog. I have a 14' john boat with a homeade blind. My big dog is trained to sit in the middle unlike your BIG dog, so I have no problem with him tipping the boat. My 14' john boat with my mud motor can get many places that you, with your REAL boat, can't. I'm probably not the best caller but if your where the ducks want to be then does it matter? I use a mojo, mainly cause it looks cool. Looks like you were fishing for a reply so there ya go

[gunner]

I thought I would go ahead and start out by introducing myself. Im Turnem N Burnem. Ill start out with a few things you should know about me. #1) I've killed more ducks than you. #2) I've killed more ducks than you've ever seen. #3) Your friend's refer to me as "Jody". #4) I hesitated one time, just to see what it felt like. As for duck hunting tips and tactics, I have forgotten more than most know. Although I can go ahead and share a few tips:

If you use spinning wing decoys, you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you use shells larger than 2-3/4", you are showing your lack of skill as a shooter.

If you use more than 2 dozen decoys (if that many), you are showing your lack of skill as a hunter.

If you have a "mud motor", you are probably going somewhere you have no business.

If you set up within 300 yards of another group, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you dont think you should call very much, you obviously are not skilled in calling.

If you have a tiny little retriever because you dont want a big dog to tip the boat, you obviously didnt buy "A Boat".

If you cyberscout-you should really consider guided hunts.

If you cry about the cost of a trip because you didnt shoot-you didnt have the money to go.


And remember.....while you were chillin, I was killin.

I like you.. Your delusional, but I like you. Welcome aboard!!

[redmondandmelvin]

What a bad booty. You are that guy that never stops blowing the damn call in the WMA,s . A call is a a suppliment, not the key in killing birds.

[Turnem N Burnem]

Dont hate me-appreciate me. Everybody that had something bad to say probably just felt a little insecure about their callin,skill,shooting,truck/boat/dog size. So go ahead-sky blast with those 3.5's (you probably wont bring em into the spread anyway), keep runnin up roostin birds a 3:00 a.m. on a public refuge in your little boats with oversized mud motors, try, lol, try to call em down from the clouds, and and cut on your 3 or4 spinners, and when you hear someone in the distance cuttin em down, its just me. Sorry, im no douche bag, but i have a nice bag of duck meat to share. Just keep chillin while my duck breast are grillin.