ARE YOU READY.......to leave?

[Deagle]

Supposedly, Romero Miller's plea to the fans.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=177&f=1103&t=6445917

[stang67]

Never lost a party

For the record, MSU fans did NOT even touch the goalposts after the UGA win.

[Black-River]

Goal posts were not touched in the georgia game...

[donia]

Goal posts were not touched in the georgia game...

that lesson was learned the hard way during king jackie's winning years - seems like i remember $25k to replace one, so they started beating them to the punch by lowering them before the fans had a chance to bend/snap the bases.

[4dawgma]

I got some goalpost

[DeltaCotton12]

Dawgma, I am having no problem imagining you coming over the front row headed towards the goal post. I believe it.

[hotty toddy]

I got some goalpost

Were there drunken frat boys hanging from it????

[BR549]

I got some goalpost

Were there drunken frat boys hanging from it????

More than a few drunken frat boys up there! There was a few of us old farts out there! I got me about a 3 ft piece too!

[DeltaCotton12]

I'm assuming those goal post are metal, so how does this post get broken up into smaller pieces?

[JaMak84]

I'm assuming those goal post are metal, so how does this post get broken up into smaller pieces?

Same principle as breaking a wire hanger into smaller pieces. Take a 3 foot section and bend it back and forth until it breaks

[BR549]

I'm assuming those goal post are metal, so how does this post get broken up into smaller pieces?

Yes the one we broke up was alumminum.. Broke it up in big sections then carried it right out the gate! Cut it up later with hacksaws and bandsaws. You didn't see that section n the wall when u.were at the house? It was righ under the hooded and the canvasback.

[DeltaCotton12]

nah i didnt see it.

I'm assuming those goal post are metal, so how does this post get broken up into smaller pieces?

Same principle as breaking a wire hanger into smaller pieces. Take a 3 foot section and bend it back and forth until it breaks

whiskey induced strength... got it

[Po Monkey Lounger]

I shoulda been a better Reb fan, but I got high;

I shoulda worn red instead of blue, but I got high;

My Rebs lost the game and I know why, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.


I shoulda left the Grove earlier, but I got high;

I shoulda screamed louder on third downs, but I got high;

I shoulda stayed to the bitter end, but I had to fly, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.


I shoulda, woulda, coulda, but I got high;

I wish I really woulda, but I got high;

My Rebs have lost again, and I know why, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.



I shoulda STAYED HOME, but I got high;

I shoulda sold my season tickets, but I got high;

What the hell was I thinking, my oh my, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.

[bigwater]

a completely tru stroy follows and i don't know if i can do it justice.. but i will try and to be honest i think i might have told this one before on here and if i have please forgive...


but somewhere around the year 2000 i think it was.. state was playing florida at home... we won the game; and i really can't remember what uf was even ranked... but of course there was a storming of the field by the msu fans... thats when don julio aka don millers drunk'en identical twin who has been known to make courtesy appereances at msu football games.. thats when don julio looked at me with a sparkle in his eye and said.. we're goin over.... now where don's seats where put him in close proximity to the 50 yard line and down on row 5 or so... being that low there was no time to survey the landscape and figure out the best angle of attack on gaining access to the field.. and don being a former football player himself.. he just decided that the shortest distance between any two distances was a straight line.. so off don went... down the stadium over the bottom wall and onto the run-way that leads up to the fence that seprates the stadium from the field.. as don approached the fence; he looked back to us pu-nannys in his entourage and waved feriously for us to man up and follow... at that point i realized that don was not doubt about to scale or hurdle that chain link fence.. the only ? was where was he going to land.. his point of attack was completly embodied by big ol shrubbery.. like 5 ft tall and wide shubbery.. i was like even don julio himself can't clear the fence and the shrubbs...

obviously don julio didn't give a fly'n facuk about no shrubbs.. and into the jungle he leapt.. its a pretty amazing site to see a 5ft tall pretty big shrubb swallow a former sec lineman ... up until this point i had decided that i too would follow don's lead... but when i saw the spilll he took into the shrubbery;; well for lack of a better word I puzzed out.. i was like naw i don't want it that bad... plus i still hadn't seen don emerge from the shubbery.. and when i finally did see him i could tell that while the shubbery had drawn first blood it had failed to deter don julio from his goal of rippin down the goal post...

then one last hurdle appeared in don julios way... some little 5' tall afircan american female security guard... as don stumbled out of the shubbery all bent over from and regaining his balance from his tussle with the shubbery... this little female negro prolly had no idea what she was trying to grab ahold... a ravinging 14 airplane bottle consumed; jacked up on victory juice over steve suppieer don miller aka his evil twin lord don julio.. again this was like a midget tryin to check shak in tha paint..

at this site i just sat back and was like whats she gonna do with don.. better yet whats don gonna do the her.. she aint no sooner tried to grab a hold of don that he had done bunkerd her off the side of the field and damn near knocked her up in da big shrubbs... as she was layin there with little teal circlin her head wonder what had just happend to her.. don julio peered over the top of his would be detainee and thats when he did the following::

as she lain there in defeat don pulled a paid of imaginary six shooters from his side and then started to moon walk backwards and fire his imaginary six shooters into the negro female security guard.. after he emptied his ghost chambers into the ol gal.. he cooley and calmly blew the smoke off his barrells as they were obviously too hot to touch...

he then proceed to the goal post meele and and last site i could see him gaining leverge on the right angle portion of the goal and it givin way...

should of been there no doubt..

[bigwater]

a completely tru stroy follows and i don't know if i can do it justice.. but i will try and to be honest i think i might have told this one before on here and if i have please forgive...


but somewhere around the year 2000 i think it was.. state was playing florida at home... we won the game; and i really can't remember what uf was even ranked... but of course there was a storming of the field by the msu fans... thats when don julio aka don millers drunk'en identical twin who has been known to make courtesy appereances at msu football games.. thats when don julio looked at me with a sparkle in his eye and said.. we're goin over.... now where don's seats where put him in close proximity to the 50 yard line and down on row 5 or so... being that low there was no time to survey the landscape and figure out the best angle of attack on gaining access to the field.. and don being a former football player himself.. he just decided that the shortest distance between any two distances was a straight line.. so off don went... down the stadium over the bottom wall and onto the run-way that leads up to the fence that seprates the stadium from the field.. as don approached the fence; he looked back to us pu-nannys in his entourage and waved feriously for us to man up and follow... at that point i realized that don was not doubt about to scale or hurdle that chain link fence.. the only ? was where was he going to land.. his point of attack was completly embodied by big ol shrubbery.. like 5 ft tall and wide shubbery.. i was like even don julio himself can't clear the fence and the shrubbs...

obviously don julio didn't give a fly'n facuk about no shrubbs.. and into the jungle he leapt.. its a pretty amazing site to see a 5ft tall pretty big shrubb swallow a former sec lineman ... up until this point i had decided that i too would follow don's lead... but when i saw the spilll he took into the shrubbery;; well for lack of a better word I puzzed out.. i was like naw i don't want it that bad... plus i still hadn't seen don emerge from the shubbery.. and when i finally did see him i could tell that while the shubbery had drawn first blood it had failed to deter don julio from his goal of rippin down the goal post...

then one last hurdle appeared in don julios way... some little 5' tall afircan american female security guard... as don stumbled out of the shubbery all bent over from and regaining his balance from his tussle with the shubbery... this little female negro prolly had no idea what she was trying to grab ahold... a ravinging 14 airplane bottle consumed; jacked up on victory juice over steve suppieer don miller aka his evil twin lord don julio.. again this was like a midget tryin to check shak in tha paint..

at this site i just sat back and was like whats she gonna do with don.. better yet whats don gonna do the her.. she aint no sooner tried to grab a hold of don that he had done bunkerd her off the side of the field and damn near knocked her up in da big shrubbs... as she was layin there with little teal circlin her head wonder what had just happend to her.. don julio peered over the top of his would be detainee and thats when he did the following::

as she lain there in defeat don pulled a paid of imaginary six shooters from his side and then started to moon walk backwards and fire his imaginary six shooters into the negro female security guard.. after he emptied his ghost chambers into the ol gal.. he cooley and calmly blew the smoke off his barrells as they were obviously too hot to touch...

he then proceed to the goal post meele and and last site i could see him gaining leverge on the right angle portion of the goal and it givin way...

should of been there no doubt..