Mom and Dad I have been good and not gotten into any trouble lately. I have asked for a new bike and you say you can't afford it 'cause mom lost her job and we have a $280,000 house note to pay. Well, last night I passed your bedroom and heard dad say"I'm pullin' out, I'm pullin' out" and mom said" no,no I'm coming-I'm coming"! I've decided I am leaving also, I'll be damned if I'm gonna be stuck with a $280,000 mortgage!
