Dear Hallmark,

CBRADGO · Postby **CBRADGO** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:53 pm

Go f@(% yourself

Thanks,

The Male Species

PS

F@(% OFF!!!

I hate Feb 14th with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose on a three day crack bender. Does anyone else want to go punch kittens with me? FTS...

missed mallards · Postby **missed mallards** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:15 pm

CBRADGO wrote:Go f@(% yourself

Thanks,

The Male Species

PS

F@(% OFF!!!

I hate Feb 14th with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose on a three day crack bender. Does anyone else want to go punch kittens with me? FTS...

Yep, you should have got some chocolate too!

Seymore · Postby **Seymore** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:17 pm

The flower business and the jewelry business got together and decided to make a holiday that would cost us some more. Just to double the piss off they put it just after Christmas. Not only have I bought the wife stuff but had to buy the girls stuff to. I haven't figured out why I have to do that other than the wife says i have to

CBRADGO · Postby **CBRADGO** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:43 pm

Oh yeah, to top this clusterf@(% phenomenal day off, the heating element went out on the dryer so that cost me more $ and my GD garage door opener just bit the MF'ing dust so there's ANOTHER $200 I get to piss away. Still can't do my taxes thanks to the Rhodes Scholars at the mortgage company that have managed to still not send my 1098 to me so any refund that I may get is further delayed. I am spinning into a level of pissed that I have never seen as we speak...

@&$#%*~$@&!!!

quack_a_tack · Postby **quack_a_tack** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:32 pm

Agreed, my wife asked what I was gettin her for Valentines day. I gave her a hug and told her that the spread of love was supposedly what today was all about. I wonder when I get to sleep in the bed again?

Faithful Retrievers · Postby **Faithful Retrievers** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:36 pm

My motto is if the bank and post office are open definitely not a holiday. I do however use it as an excuse for a good meal an a few cocktails.

quackheadbp · Postby **quackheadbp** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:15 am

I took the wife out Friday and saturday night. Then on top of that she got a brand new car, New couch and love seat and end tables and coffee table. New 42 inch LCD and surround sound( Kinda mine)

. Then to make matters worse on Sunday the preacher starts talking about how that special day on Monday they still expect something even though most of us took our wives out for the weekend...Ive never wanted to punch a preacher so bad in my entire life.

olduckhunter · Postby **olduckhunter** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:25 am

quackheadbp wrote:I took the wife out Friday and saturday night. Then on top of that she got a brand new car, New couch and love seat and end tables and coffee table. New 42 inch LCD and surround sound( Kinda mine) . Then to make matters worse on Sunday the preacher starts talking about how that special day on Monday they still expect something even though most of us took our wives out for the weekend...Ive never wanted to punch a preacher so bad in my entire life.

punch a preacher? in a little town named buckeye, ark just north of manila, ark one sunday the preacher started preaching about first one and then another in the congregation calling them by name and telling who they were screwing and where and how it was bad and just kept naming one after another and after church was over the ones he preached about got him out in the church yard and whipped the hell out of him. then fired him.

redduck · Postby **redduck** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:01 am

Wonder why the attorney general never prosecutes for price gouging on Valentines Day they go up on prices of flowers 100%??????????????????? Just a thought ?

deltadukman · Postby **deltadukman** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:03 am

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Retaliation is coming soon boys. It's our turn.

msbigdawg1234 · Postby **msbigdawg1234** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:13 am

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Retaliation is coming soon boys. It's our turn.

Damn it boys dont know what ya doing wrong but that's every week for me.....lol

JDgator · Postby **JDgator** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:24 am

You guys are doing it wrong. It is supposed to be about both of you. My wife made me prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes, and salad for dinner. She asks me what I want for dinner every year, and then I get her nice flowers and a card every year, plus maybe a little something extra.

jacksbuddy · Postby **jacksbuddy** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:36 am

JDgator wrote:You guys are doing it wrong. It is supposed to be about both of you. My wife made me prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes, and salad for dinner. She asks me what I want for dinner every year, and then I get her nice flowers and a card every year, plus maybe a little something extra.

And you paid how much for this woman?

Every year, mine says the same thing "Don't get me anything for Valentine's Day." only to say ON Valentine's Day, "What did you get me for Valentine's Day?"

I just take it for granted that I am going to get in trouble on February 14, regardless of what I do.

Please see signature below.

Agua · Postby **Agua** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:49 am

jacksbuddy wrote:
Every year, mine says the same thing "Don't get me anything for Valentine's Day." only to say ON Valentine's Day, "What did you get me for Valentine's Day?"

Please see signature below.

I fell for that one time, and heard about it for years afterwards.

arduckslayer · Postby **arduckslayer** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:43 pm

redduck wrote:Wonder why the attorney general never prosecutes for price gouging on Valentines Day they go up on prices of flowers 100%??????????????????? Just a thought ?

It's more like 400-500%

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