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Soo... What would you do

Postby edub20 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:46 am

If you came home and caught some "ninja" having his way with your dog?

"MEMPHIS, TN -

(WMC-TV) - A Memphis man was arrested after witnesses said he had sex with a dog in their neighbor's backyard."

http://www.wlbt.com/story/15711487/man- ... x-with-dog
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby mudsucker » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:54 am

I'd be too busy laughing to do anything! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby Blake Williamson » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:03 am

Well consdering how bad mine hates ninja's it would probably be the other way around. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby dukluk » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:39 am

First, I'd rush my dog to the vet, and have him checked for the clap....wouldn't my dog and the ninja be sorta kin after he screwed my dog???....heck, I'd head on down to the welfare office, and sign the dog up for his welfare check and food stamps. :mrgreen:
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby jacksbuddy » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:51 am

My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby dukhntn » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:58 am

jacksbuddy wrote:My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
To have sex with a ninja?
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby hillhunter » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:04 am

dukhntn wrote:
jacksbuddy wrote:My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
To have sex with a ninja?
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby levi127 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:16 am

Oh and it was a MALE dog by the way they reported him laying the raw dog on
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby cockandlock25 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:25 am

I'm just as worried about the person who wrote that first comment on the news story page at the bottom. :arrow: immonatria
1 hour ago0: All I can think about is if the dog is pregnant! Lord have mercy!

Really? You that ignorant?
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby tica-tica » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:25 am

I would try the classic spray em' with a garden hose to separate them.

If that didn't work I would try to lure him off the dog with a bottle of Mogan David 20/20.

Once separated give them both a Cool cigarette... bask in the glow....
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby chevy01234 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:24 am

I would get a water hose but it would be to wash the blood off the grass after Jager got done with him.
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby drake2006_327 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:36 am

dukluk wrote:First, I'd rush my dog to the vet, and have him checked for the clap....wouldn't my dog and the ninja be sorta kin after he screwed my dog???....heck, I'd head on down to the welfare office, and sign the dog up for his welfare check and food stamps. :mrgreen:

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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby torch » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:51 pm

I would hope it would have puppies I need a good coon dog!
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby Mason » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:27 pm

I would hope it wasn't this ninja:
http://www.mississippilink.com/news/art ... 002e0.html
How filthy do you have to be to give a hog an STD. I can't even imagine my reaction.
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Re: Soo... What would you do

Postby regishay » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:30 pm

Mason wrote:I would hope it wasn't this ninja:
http://www.mississippilink.com/news/art ... 002e0.html
How filthy do you have to be to give a hog an STD. I can't even imagine my reaction.

He reminds me of Tyrone Biggums, aka Dave Chappel crack guy

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