Last minute gift idea........

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Last minute gift idea........

Postby H20 Fowl » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:48 pm

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-as$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $#!+ he is! Hallelujah! Holy $#!+! Where's the Tylenol?
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby duckkiller » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:04 pm

About to sit down and watch that movie in a few minutes.
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby Chuckle12 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:06 pm

She's a beaut' Clark.
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby Caller1 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:08 pm

You surprised, Clark?
Sound familiar?
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby .tadpole » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:11 pm

If he starts its just best to go on and let him finish.
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby MSDawg870 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:18 pm

AND THIS HERE'S OUR PRIDE N JOY......SNOTS
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby rjohnson » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:45 pm

You serious Clark???

Think we have watched that movie about 15 times this year. Will get my fill of Christmas Story tomorrow.
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby matador1 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Best Christmas movie ever. Top ten overall ever. Maybe top 5
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby ShotgunSP » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:10 pm

Now that there's an R.V.
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Re: Last minute gift idea........

Postby RNT » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:29 pm

Merry Christams.. $#!+ was full!
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