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a completely tru stroy follows and i don't know if i can do it justice.. but i will try and to be honest i think i might have told this one before on here and if i have please forgive...


but somewhere around the year 2000 i think it was.. state was playing florida at home... we won the game; and i really can't remember what uf was even ranked... but of course there was a storming of the field by the msu fans... thats when don julio aka don millers drunk'en identical twin who has been known to make courtesy appereances at msu football games.. thats when don julio looked at me with a sparkle in his eye and said.. we're goin over.... now where don's seats were put him in close proximity to the 50 yard line and down on row 5 or so... being that low there was no time to survey the landscape and figure out the best angle of attack on gaining access to the field.. and don being a former football player himself.. he just decided that the shortest distance between any two distances was a straight line.. so off don went... down the stadium over the bottom wall and onto the run-way that leads up to the fence that seprates the stadium from the field.. as don approached the fence; he looked back to us pu-nannys in his entourage and waved feriously for us to man up and follow... at that point i realized that don was no doubt about to scale or hurdle that chain link fence.. the only ? was where was he going to land.. his point of attack was completly embodied by big ol shrubbery.. like 5 ft tall and wide shubbery.. i was like even don julio himself can't clear the fence and the shrubbs...

obviously don julio didn't give a fly'n facuk about no shrubbs.. and into the jungle he leapt.. its a pretty amazing site to see a 5ft tall pretty big shrubb swallow a former sec lineman ... up until this point i had decided that i too would follow don's lead... but when i saw the spilll he took into the shrubbery;; well for lack of a better word I puzzed out.. i was like naw i don't want it that bad... plus i still hadn't seen don emerge from the shubbery.. and when i finally did see him i could tell that while the shubbery had drawn first blood it had failed to deter don julio from his goal of rippin down the goal post...

then one last hurdle appeared in don julios way... some little 5' tall afircan american female security guard... as don stumbled out of the shubbery all bent over from and regaining his balance from his tussle with the shubbery... this little female negro prolly had no idea what she was trying to grab ahold of... a ravinging 14 airplane bottle consumed; jacked up on victory juice over steve suppieer don miller aka his evil twin lord don julio.. again this was like a midget tryin to check shak in tha paint..

at this site i just sat back and was like whats she gonna do with don.. better yet whats don gonna do with her.. she aint no sooner tried to grab a hold of don that he had done bunkerd her off the side of the field and damn near knocked her up in da big shrubbs... as she was layin there with little teal circlin her head wondern what had just happend to her.. don julio peered over the top of his would be detainee and thats when he did the following::

as she lain there in defeat don pulled a pair of imaginary six shooters from his side and then started to moon walk backwards and fired his imaginary six shooters into the negro female security guard.. after he emptied his ghost chambers into the ol gal.. he cooley and calmly blew the smoke off his barrells as they were obviously too hot to touch...

he then proceed to the goal post meele and at last site i could see him gaining leverge on the right angle portion of the goal and it givin way...

should of been there no doubt..

great story bigwater --- all three of them

po.. to put this is terms that u can better relate to... you know the "hit" the one that took place at ark several years ago.. when who was it for the rebs?? mitchell?? when that dude laid the smack down on the ark runnin back as he approached the goal-line... thats kinda what this looked like... that poor ol black gal... i'd imagne even if she was of limited metal makeup.. she knew damn well that she wasn't being paid no where near enuff to put up with that kinda abuse... as a bettin man i'd say she hung up her reflective vest that nite and pursued other business opportunities...

man i would pay money to see that! funny story all 3 times i read it!

Haha great story. I was at that game but I did not participate in the goal post activities. That stadium was nuts.

Deltacottonboy12 wrote:Haha great story. I was at that game but I did not participate in the goal post activities. That stadium was nuts.

I agree, that was my first state game. Florida was #2 at the time

Yup that was the game that changed everything u there! Not only did they have to replace the goal post they had t replace the hedges and resode the field after that game! Folks even pulled the sod up as souviegneers! When we came back fr the next home game the had security lined up all along both sidelines! I think that cost state like 60k t replace everything after that game. But it sure was fun!

first home game of the year, first home game for me as a college freshman, i hit that hedge with all the drunken might i had to and sprinted right by ole Grossman slinging my toddy all ova da place..... good times

I know on my end those shrubs were sticker bushes.

bigwater wrote:a completely tru stroy follows and i don't know if i can do it justice.. but i will try and to be honest i think i might have told this one before on here and if i have please forgive...


but somewhere around the year 2000 i think it was.. state was playing florida at home... we won the game; and i really can't remember what uf was even ranked... but of course there was a storming of the field by the msu fans... thats when don julio aka don millers drunk'en identical twin who has been known to make courtesy appereances at msu football games.. thats when don julio looked at me with a sparkle in his eye and said.. we're goin over.... now where don's seats were put him in close proximity to the 50 yard line and down on row 5 or so... being that low there was no time to survey the landscape and figure out the best angle of attack on gaining access to the field.. and don being a former football player himself.. he just decided that the shortest distance between any two distances was a straight line.. so off don went... down the stadium over the bottom wall and onto the run-way that leads up to the fence that seprates the stadium from the field.. as don approached the fence; he looked back to us pu-nannys in his entourage and waved feriously for us to man up and follow... at that point i realized that don was no doubt about to scale or hurdle that chain link fence.. the only ? was where was he going to land.. his point of attack was completly embodied by big ol shrubbery.. like 5 ft tall and wide shubbery.. i was like even don julio himself can't clear the fence and the shrubbs...

obviously don julio didn't give a fly'n facuk about no shrubbs.. and into the jungle he leapt.. its a pretty amazing site to see a 5ft tall pretty big shrubb swallow a former sec lineman ... up until this point i had decided that i too would follow don's lead... but when i saw the spilll he took into the shrubbery;; well for lack of a better word I puzzed out.. i was like naw i don't want it that bad... plus i still hadn't seen don emerge from the shubbery.. and when i finally did see him i could tell that while the shubbery had drawn first blood it had failed to deter don julio from his goal of rippin down the goal post...

then one last hurdle appeared in don julios way... some little 5' tall afircan american female security guard... as don stumbled out of the shubbery all bent over from and regaining his balance from his tussle with the shubbery... this little female negro prolly had no idea what she was trying to grab ahold of... a ravinging 14 airplane bottle consumed; jacked up on victory juice over steve suppieer don miller aka his evil twin lord don julio.. again this was like a midget tryin to check shak in tha paint..

at this site i just sat back and was like whats she gonna do with don.. better yet whats don gonna do with her.. she aint no sooner tried to grab a hold of don that he had done bunkerd her off the side of the field and damn near knocked her up in da big shrubbs... as she was layin there with little teal circlin her head wondern what had just happend to her.. don julio peered over the top of his would be detainee and thats when he did the following::

as she lain there in defeat don pulled a pair of imaginary six shooters from his side and then started to moon walk backwards and fired his imaginary six shooters into the negro female security guard.. after he emptied his ghost chambers into the ol gal.. he cooley and calmly blew the smoke off his barrells as they were obviously too hot to touch...

he then proceed to the goal post meele and at last site i could see him gaining leverge on the right angle portion of the goal and it givin way...

should of been there no doubt..

What Biggie left out was after the tussle with the security guard. All 260lbs of me was in a full sprint to the north goal post when I collided of with a pretty young drunken co-ed running wide open in my direction. She went flying about 5 yards backward and landing on her head. I slowed down just long enough to ask, are you alright...she couldn't speak but nodded yes. I actually was the first person to get ahold of the corner of the cross bar and with a little help from 3 or 4 other drunks we brought the goal post down in less than 10 seconds. About an hour later I was catching hell from my dad via a cell phone call after seeing me on TV yacking down the goal post.