ADOIS YANKERS
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:25 am
I WONDER WHO ELSE THEY CAN BUY TO TRY AND MAKE IT BETTER FOR NEXT SEASON. 
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:06 am
The Braves
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:21 am
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:33 am
Thats so yankee like
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:38 am
look at um bump peters
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:40 am
i've said it before, and i'll say it again in case anyone missed it...... if you want to TRULY know what a Yankee is....... just pm me
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:52 am
THE CURSE OF gAy-ROD LIVES ON!!!!
News Edition: 10/11/2005
CALI-- Alex Rodriguez once again proved what a soft, selfish, douche-bag he becomes when any situation of importance arises by grounding into a crucial ninth inning double play.
The Yankees would go on to lose by a score of 5-3 and ended the series and all $#!+ Yankee fan's dreams of going anywhere in the playoffs with a bunch of overpriced, elderly assholes.
The nonexistent ninth inning Yankmee rally started out well enough with a solid hit by Rodriguez's boyfriend, Derek Jeter. Hopes were quickly crushed when A-Rod, who has never come through in ANY clutch situation, grounded feebly to third base, setting up the double play. The Yanks would go on to get 2 more hits in the inning with the 2 outs A-Rod caused, thus further magnifying Rodriguez's outstanding $#!+ and ineptitude.
A-Rod, when asked of his sucking the big one when it counts replied: "You know, you're talking to the probable American League MVP. I did so much for so long this year when we were already ahead by 10 runs that you really can't expect me to do it the 9th (inning) of a meaningful playoff game too. I mean, I get paid $25.7 million. I'd say I gave at least $33.4 million in effort this year. You want more from me? Pay me more."
He went on to add: "I knew I had Giambi behind me anyway, so I knew he'd probably get a hit if I choked again. He's been juicin' pretty hard to get ready for this."
Rodriguez sported a paltry .133 average as he went 2-for-15 in the five-game series. He also didn't even have a single RBI in the series.
Derek Jeter could not reached for comment as he was crying on his customary pink tissue.
News Edition: 10/11/2005
CALI-- Alex Rodriguez once again proved what a soft, selfish, douche-bag he becomes when any situation of importance arises by grounding into a crucial ninth inning double play.
The Yankees would go on to lose by a score of 5-3 and ended the series and all $#!+ Yankee fan's dreams of going anywhere in the playoffs with a bunch of overpriced, elderly assholes.
The nonexistent ninth inning Yankmee rally started out well enough with a solid hit by Rodriguez's boyfriend, Derek Jeter. Hopes were quickly crushed when A-Rod, who has never come through in ANY clutch situation, grounded feebly to third base, setting up the double play. The Yanks would go on to get 2 more hits in the inning with the 2 outs A-Rod caused, thus further magnifying Rodriguez's outstanding $#!+ and ineptitude.
A-Rod, when asked of his sucking the big one when it counts replied: "You know, you're talking to the probable American League MVP. I did so much for so long this year when we were already ahead by 10 runs that you really can't expect me to do it the 9th (inning) of a meaningful playoff game too. I mean, I get paid $25.7 million. I'd say I gave at least $33.4 million in effort this year. You want more from me? Pay me more."
He went on to add: "I knew I had Giambi behind me anyway, so I knew he'd probably get a hit if I choked again. He's been juicin' pretty hard to get ready for this."
Rodriguez sported a paltry .133 average as he went 2-for-15 in the five-game series. He also didn't even have a single RBI in the series.
Derek Jeter could not reached for comment as he was crying on his customary pink tissue.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:55 am
I know I have posted this pic before, but I think she is worth one more post!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:28 pm
Greenhead22 wrote:Cards vs. Yanks
Well I guess this ain't happening huh? Thanks for another great prophecy GH22!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:30 pm
Made it farther than the Sucko's did.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:29 pm
Good ol' May-Rod. Ain't nobody in baseball I'd rather not have to face when you're down by 4 runs. Ain't nobody else I'd rather face when the game is on the line.
Funny thing about May-Rod.....his teams tend to get better when he leaves and worse when he arrives.
Seattle:
1995 (pre): 79-66
1996 (during): 85-76
1997: 90-72
1998: 76-85
1999: 79-83
2000: 91-71
2001 (post): 116-46
2002: 93-69
2003: 93-69
Texas:
1999 (pre): 95-67
2000 (pre): 71-91
2001 (during): 73-89
2002: 72-90
2003: 71-91
2004 (post): 89-73
2005: 79-83
Slappys:
2002 (pre): 103-58
2003 (pre): 101-61
2004 (during): 101-61
2005: 95-67
Funny thing about May-Rod.....his teams tend to get better when he leaves and worse when he arrives.
Seattle:
1995 (pre): 79-66
1996 (during): 85-76
1997: 90-72
1998: 76-85
1999: 79-83
2000: 91-71
2001 (post): 116-46
2002: 93-69
2003: 93-69
Texas:
1999 (pre): 95-67
2000 (pre): 71-91
2001 (during): 73-89
2002: 72-90
2003: 71-91
2004 (post): 89-73
2005: 79-83
Slappys:
2002 (pre): 103-58
2003 (pre): 101-61
2004 (during): 101-61
2005: 95-67