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Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:53 pm
by CBRADGO
Go f@(% yourself
Thanks,
The Male Species
PS
F@(% OFF!!!
I hate Feb 14th with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose on a three day crack bender. Does anyone else want to go punch kittens with me? FTS...
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:15 pm
by missed mallards
CBRADGO wrote:Go f@(% yourself
Thanks,
The Male Species
PS
F@(% OFF!!!
I hate Feb 14th with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose on a three day crack bender. Does anyone else want to go punch kittens with me? FTS...
Yep, you should have got some chocolate too!
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:17 pm
by Seymore
The flower business and the jewelry business got together and decided to make a holiday that would cost us some more. Just to double the piss off they put it just after Christmas. Not only have I bought the wife stuff but had to buy the girls stuff to. I haven't figured out why I have to do that other than the wife says i have to
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:43 pm
by CBRADGO
Oh yeah, to top this clusterf@(% phenomenal day off, the heating element went out on the dryer so that cost me more $ and my GD garage door opener just bit the MF'ing dust so there's ANOTHER $200 I get to piss away. Still can't do my taxes thanks to the Rhodes Scholars at the mortgage company that have managed to still not send my 1098 to me so any refund that I may get is further delayed. I am spinning into a level of pissed that I have never seen as we speak...

@&$#%*~$@&!!!
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:32 pm
by quack_a_tack
Agreed, my wife asked what I was gettin her for Valentines day. I gave her a hug and told her that the spread of love was supposedly what today was all about. I wonder when I get to sleep in the bed again?

Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:36 pm
by Faithful Retrievers
My motto is if the bank and post office are open definitely not a holiday. I do however use it as an excuse for a good meal an a few cocktails.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:15 am
by quackheadbp
I took the wife out Friday and saturday night. Then on top of that she got a brand new car, New couch and love seat and end tables and coffee table. New 42 inch LCD and surround sound( Kinda mine)

. Then to make matters worse on Sunday the preacher starts talking about how that special day on Monday they still expect something even though most of us took our wives out for the weekend...Ive never wanted to punch a preacher so bad in my entire life.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:25 am
by olduckhunter
quackheadbp wrote:I took the wife out Friday and saturday night. Then on top of that she got a brand new car, New couch and love seat and end tables and coffee table. New 42 inch LCD and surround sound( Kinda mine)

. Then to make matters worse on Sunday the preacher starts talking about how that special day on Monday they still expect something even though most of us took our wives out for the weekend...Ive never wanted to punch a preacher so bad in my entire life.
punch a preacher? in a little town named buckeye, ark just north of manila, ark one sunday the preacher started preaching about first one and then another in the congregation calling them by name and telling who they were screwing and where and how it was bad and just kept naming one after another and after church was over the ones he preached about got him out in the church yard and whipped the hell out of him. then fired him.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:01 am
by redduck
Wonder why the attorney general never prosecutes for price gouging on Valentines Day they go up on prices of flowers 100%??????????????????? Just a thought ?
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:03 am
by deltadukman
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Retaliation is coming soon boys. It's our turn.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:13 am
by msbigdawg1234
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Retaliation is coming soon boys. It's our turn.
Damn it boys dont know what ya doing wrong but that's every week for me.....lol
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:24 am
by JDgator
You guys are doing it wrong. It is supposed to be about both of you. My wife made me prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes, and salad for dinner. She asks me what I want for dinner every year, and then I get her nice flowers and a card every year, plus maybe a little something extra.

Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:36 am
by jacksbuddy
JDgator wrote:You guys are doing it wrong. It is supposed to be about both of you. My wife made me prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes, and salad for dinner. She asks me what I want for dinner every year, and then I get her nice flowers and a card every year, plus maybe a little something extra.

And you paid how much for this woman?
Every year, mine says the same thing "Don't get me anything for Valentine's Day." only to say ON Valentine's Day, "What did you get me for Valentine's Day?"
I just take it for granted that I am going to get in trouble on February 14, regardless of what I do.
Please see signature below.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:49 am
by Agua
jacksbuddy wrote:
Every year, mine says the same thing "Don't get me anything for Valentine's Day." only to say ON Valentine's Day, "What did you get me for Valentine's Day?"
Please see signature below.
I fell for that one time, and heard about it for years afterwards.
Re: Dear Hallmark,
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:43 pm
by arduckslayer
redduck wrote:Wonder why the attorney general never prosecutes for price gouging on Valentines Day they go up on prices of flowers 100%??????????????????? Just a thought ?
It's more like 400-500%
