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Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:46 am
by edub20
If you came home and caught some "ninja" having his way with your dog?
"MEMPHIS, TN -
(WMC-TV) - A Memphis man was arrested after witnesses said he had sex with a dog in their neighbor's backyard."
http://www.wlbt.com/story/15711487/man- ... x-with-dog
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:54 am
by mudsucker
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:03 am
by Blake Williamson
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:39 am
by dukluk
First, I'd rush my dog to the vet, and have him checked for the clap....wouldn't my dog and the ninja be sorta kin after he screwed my dog???....heck, I'd head on down to the welfare office, and sign the dog up for his welfare check and food stamps.
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:51 am
by jacksbuddy
My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:58 am
by dukhntn
jacksbuddy wrote:My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
To have sex with a ninja?
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:04 am
by hillhunter
dukhntn wrote:jacksbuddy wrote:My question is, 'How does one get THAT drunk?'
To have sex with a ninja?
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:16 am
by levi127
Oh and it was a MALE dog by the way they reported him laying the raw dog on
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:25 am
by cockandlock25
I'm just as worried about the person who wrote that first comment on the news story page at the bottom.
immonatria
1 hour ago0: All I can think about is if the dog is pregnant! Lord have mercy!
Really? You that ignorant?
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:25 am
by tica-tica
I would try the classic spray em' with a garden hose to separate them.
If that didn't work I would try to lure him off the dog with a bottle of Mogan David 20/20.
Once separated give them both a Cool cigarette... bask in the glow....
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:24 am
by chevy01234
I would get a water hose but it would be to wash the blood off the grass after Jager got done with him.
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:36 am
by drake2006_327
dukluk wrote:First, I'd rush my dog to the vet, and have him checked for the clap....wouldn't my dog and the ninja be sorta kin after he screwed my dog???....heck, I'd head on down to the welfare office, and sign the dog up for his welfare check and food stamps.
+1
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:51 pm
by torch
I would hope it would have puppies I need a good coon dog!
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:27 pm
by Mason
I would hope it wasn't this ninja:
http://www.mississippilink.com/news/art ... 002e0.html
How filthy do you have to be to give a hog an STD. I can't even imagine my reaction.
Re: Soo... What would you do
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:30 pm
by regishay
He reminds me of Tyrone Biggums, aka Dave Chappel crack guy
