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Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:48 pm
by H20 Fowl
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-as$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $#!+ he is! Hallelujah! Holy $#!+! Where's the Tylenol?

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:04 pm
by duckkiller
About to sit down and watch that movie in a few minutes.

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:06 pm
by Chuckle12
She's a beaut' Clark.

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:08 pm
by Caller1
You surprised, Clark?

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:11 pm
by .tadpole
If he starts its just best to go on and let him finish.

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:18 pm
by MSDawg870
AND THIS HERE'S OUR PRIDE N JOY......SNOTS

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:45 pm
by rjohnson
You serious Clark???

Think we have watched that movie about 15 times this year. Will get my fill of Christmas Story tomorrow.

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:09 pm
by matador1
Best Christmas movie ever. Top ten overall ever. Maybe top 5

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:10 pm
by ShotgunSP
Now that there's an R.V.

Re: Last minute gift idea........

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:29 pm
by RNT
Merry Christams.. $#!+ was full!